My career aspirations, in the order that they occurred in my life and the length of time that they lasted

-Mail Meister (This is what I thought mail men were called. Seriously); 3-4 months
-Ducktor (Translation: doctor); also 3-4 months
-Teacher; 3rd-4th grade
-Really cool teacher; 10th grade
-Counselor; From the time I entered Psychology 101 till the time I dropped Psychology as a major
-Financial Advisor; 90 seconds, after meeting a well-dressed, good-looking Edward Jones representative
-Best selling writer; undetermined
-Ben & Jerry's ice cream taste tester; this dream is ongoing
-Poker Player; the 12 minutes after I watched Rounders
-Blogger; 7 minutes? Then an hour, then 7 more minutes
-Cubicle filler; (some dreams you just have to resign yourself to)